Five Rules of Cool

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We’re having so much fun watching the trailer for the new Disney Muppets movie coming out this Thanksgiving!  Rosie is giggling so hard I think she’s going to get hiccups!  She just said, “Mommy, did you know Miss Piggy is bigger than Oprah?”  Humpf, she knows Mommy loves Oprah so I think she is yankin’ my chain a bit.

*Shhhh*!  I have secret news about “The Muppets” movie storyline.  Animal (isn’t he a hoot?!) is going to be enrolled in an anger management class.  With the help of his friends, he has now reached new levels of personal insight.  And Animal has a new “Guide to Life”: ANIMALS FIVE RULES OF COOL.  Ready?  Here they are:

·         LIVE LOUD!!!! – Anything worth doing is worth doing at high-decibel. Whether it’s playing drums, singing, expressing your opinion or simply wearing a really loud sports coat, this is a surefire way to make sure the world knows who you are, where you are and in which direction you’re headed.

·         EAT NOW! – There are those who believe it is important to “stay hungry” in life, to put off rewards and defer gratification. Animal is not one of those. He devours life—literally—which goes a long way towards explaining his mealtime nickname: the Appetite with Legs.

 ·         FRIENDS! – Good friends watch your back, take care of you and always follow your beat. With his band mates in the Electric Mayhem, Animal has found kindred spirits. (Oh sure, sometimes they yank his chain, but that’s only to make sure he doesn’t miss the tour bus.)

·         ROMANCE! – Animal is not much for subtlety when it comes to finding romance. His idea of flirtatious small talk usually consists of the phrase “WOMAN! WOMAN!” But it works…for him. As for you, may we suggest finding a slightly less assertive approach to finding love.

·         NICE BUNNY! – Everyone needs a sense of security, a quiet space where they can find peace. For Animal, it’s time well spent with his bunny, whose name is “Nice Bunny.” For you, it can be anything from soaking in pond scum (Kermit) to wearing tapioca-filled tap shoes (Gonzo).  Wherever you find it, embrace your bliss. Just don’t squeeze too hard.

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THE MUPPETS opens in theaters everywhere on November 23rd!

Who’s your favorite Muppets character?



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